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Picking the right spot, from Matt
From: Matt
Nearly every Sunday, my mate and I would venture out to fish. I would always catch a bag of fish and my poor mate rarely caught anything, this went on for quite some time.
Then one Sunday in frustration my mate asked, "listen, Matt, I'm getting sick and tired of you catching all the fish when I'm catching none... we use the same bait, same rig, and fish in the same water... so what's the secret?"
"Well", I replied, "it's no secret really. When I wake up on a Sunday morning, I check to see which side my wife is lying on. If she's on her left side, I fish from the left side of the boat. If she's lying on her right side, I fish from the right side of the boat."
"Well", my mate replied, "what happens if she's lying on her back"?
To which I replied, "then I don't go fishing".
(20 August 2003) |
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